Barbariana

"My name's Barbariana. I was created in Bismarck of PECS for demolition work. But Bismarck apparently thought my body was just too splendid to be wasted on construction. So they dressed me up to look like a female warrior in some famous film, and the results were an astounding success. So many more companies made requests to rent me. Whoever came up with the idea to give me this fancy hat must have gotten all the raises and promotions they could get.