Mike Meekins Husbando

Mike Meekins is a clumsy and excitable individual who was an initial suspect in the "murder" of Bruce Goodman in the evidence room of the Los Angeles police department as well as the murder that occurred at the Gatewater Land theme park. He was a police officer at the aforementioned points in time, but has since been demoted to court bailiff for various acts of incompetency. Meekins is clumsy, excitable, and overzealous. His clumsiness is shown by the fact that he cannot even get out of his car without getting his tie caught in the car door two-thirds of the time; the remaining times it's his I.D. card. He even bungled bandaging a cut on his hand by covering his entire hand in bandages. His excitability often causes him to pull out his megaphone and yell into it for dramatic effect, causing an ear-piercing feedback noise, even if the person he is talking to is standing right beside him. He often salutes and calls everyone "sir" even when his addressee is not one of his superiors. He aspires to be like Detective Dick Gumshoe one day. Meekins also seems to be sensitive about the topic of love, particularly "high school sweethearts"; he misinterprets Wright's attorney's badge as a "high school sweetheart badge", and that the lawyer is bragging about it. Meekins then starts ranting about how life is not all about "young love", seemingly upset. This may be due to an apparent "failed relationship" of his that he mentions at one point.