Peter Porker Husbando

There was once a spider named Peter, just living his life until one day, He was bitten by a radioactive pig (yes,really), turning himself into an anthropomorphic pig with spider powers! Peter Porker dedicated himself and his new-found abilities to fighting injustice as Spider-Ham. And so he did just that, beating up bad guys, saving folks, beating up more bad guys, falling in love, traveling the multiverse, beating up even more bad guys, became a circus pig for a while, beat up even even more bad guys, made it back home, realized that he got dumped for the baddest writer ever but he was going to break up with her anyway so who cares, take pictures for his version of the newspaper, I think you get the idea.