Robert Small

Robert "Bad Dad" Small has a penchant for creating bizarre, embellished stories just to elicit reactions from people. Of course, given that he hunts cryptids, carries around knives, and willingly commits larceny, one might be compelled to believe he's seen a thing or two. And to say nothing of his child...Wait a minute, where IS Robert's child? DadBook Profile: "when the internet gains sentience and decides to destroy us all you know it'll use this information against us, right" On a Friday Night you are most likely to.... "make a deal in an alleyway. Have it go badly. Who's the cop?...