Satomi Sakakibara

Satomi is an easily confused and puzzled girl. She thinks the producer resembles her older brother, and has a bit of a verbal tick, saying "hoeee" when she's confused or distracted. She is an impressively endowed woman who enjoys eating candies and cakes. Her dietary intake evidently goes to her chest, as her bust is depicted as making life difficult for her. They often get in the way of things, as she’s show to have knocked drinks off tables, an inability to balance herself on an exercise ball, and scare radio listeners because of them. Satomi usually has her hair pulled back into two braided pigtails, and only two cards deviated from it because she was playing the movie role of an evil corporate executive. In the tie in Cinderella Girls Theater skits, Satomi breasts are clearly a prominent point of her character. Her bust is seen often causing Satomi trouble, as she can’t complete a ninja training with Ayame Hamaguchi and causes a panic on a radio show, due to their sheer size. Mary Cochran seems to be annoyed by Satomi’s “beach volleyball” sized bust, while Atsumi Munakata likes to ogle her body. She is very ungraceful, and while she can act majestic, she is anything but during lessons.