Taffy

When job hunting, we all want a fat paycheck, easy hours, and a short commute. Taffy thought joining the ACD would mean she could kick back. Instead, she's baking under the sun, delivering all sorts of bizarre cargo on her bike. Kind of a letdown. Anyway, as a founding member of the Yeet Squad, she's hoping to get a few well-deserved perks once she racks up a million fans.