Namine Ritsu Husbando

Ritsu is a 6 year old crossdresser and a bully who's favorite tactic is purple nurples. He enjoys Choco Krispies and chinese cabbage, with the latter being his official "character item". Despite being assumed Japanese, he is misanthropic and loves North Korea, while disliking Japan. Ritsu has flaming red hair and a purple top hat with a small veil. His eyes are dark purple that fade into canary, that match his violet headset with orange illuminations. Ritsu has a bustline but is shrewdly covered by the upper wear with no exposed cleavage. The official explanation for this is that missiles were built into Ritsu's torso, not a padded bra as some fans speculate. This also explains why he weighs 25 tons. He also has a set of circle rainbow-colored keyboards around him.